What's Your Idea Of A Perfect Backyard Pool?

Lately I've noticed that the guys who claim "pool skaters", aren't into skating pools unless they ride like a skatepark. What's up with that?! Pool skating is about riding what 'wasn't' made to be ridden. To see who can grind the gnarliest part on an unforgiving hip, or trying to reach a scratcher as you go through that tight ass tranny in the shallow end!! What's your thoughts?